(Source: sandandglass)

do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm

(Source: cuntakinte)

u just gotta have ur hand on ur boob sometimes

(Source: qoax)

(Source: bestprankever)

if confetti doesn’t shoot out of his penis when he cums… he’s just not that into you

(Source: dutchster)

*falls asleep in the middle of sexting*

(Source: quentintortellini)


time flies when you’re throwing watches